Love: Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly...

By _schaden_freude - 27/12/2015 17:31 - United Kingdom - Ashford

Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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By kill me - 30/09/2018 03:00

Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML

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Will you…

By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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DILF

By Anonymous - 06/05/2016 16:55 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML

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Freaked

By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 15:00

Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML

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Soniarita 18

Monday 28 December 2015 10:33

run, run away as fast as you can

tintarroja 31

Monday 28 December 2015 10:33

What kind of a test is that??

Comments

MonstreBelle 29

Monday 28 December 2015 10:43

So he was upset that his girlfriend/boyfriend *didn't* find another man attractive and *didn't* want to hook up with another man? Makes sense. Honestly, OP, "testing" you was incredibly immature of your boyfriend.

skatoolaki 24

Wednesday 30 December 2015 2:23

Not to mention how warped his Dad had to be to go along with the idea.

lunar999 23

Monday 28 December 2015 10:43

I feel know words can describe how disgusting and weird this whole situation is.

mellyski 25

Monday 28 December 2015 10:47

This is one test I would be glad to fail. Awkward and inappropriate on so many levels.

Sierra7211 17

Monday 28 December 2015 10:51

I wouldn't sweat it, OP. That's not the kind of guy you want to be with long term anyway

BloodyGlass 10

Monday 28 December 2015 10:59

What the ****? And why was the dad okay with doing that? He's just as ****** up as his kid.

bodyguerdson 16

Monday 28 December 2015 11:14

Apple didn't fall far from the tree

Binglebeee 16

Monday 28 December 2015 11:12

Honestly OP, I think he may be looking for an excuse to leave you, I get the feeling if youd've gone with the situation he would have called you out for being unfaithful. Problem is he's a coward and doesn'r want to be seen as the bad guy, so he's trying to demonize you to make himself feel better

MsFit 17

Monday 28 December 2015 13:44

I have never understood this particular mindset that some people seem to have. The only "excuse" a person needs to end a relationship is not wanting to be in a relationship with that person anymore. Unless the other person really is to blame, such as they cheated, I fail to see why blame needs to be assigned simply because a relationship didn't work out. It happens. Some people just aren't compatible. That's no one's fault. When will these cowardly people learn that trying to fault someone that didn't actually do anything wrong makes them seem like much more of an asshole? How can someone feel better after treating another person like this?

Binglebeee 16

Tuesday 29 December 2015 0:50

It's simple really, as long as they make the other person look bad in any way, shape or form they feel justified for ending a relationship and don't feel like the villain. I've seen people do this a lot and they don't even realise they're being colossal c*nts

withered 30

Tuesday 29 December 2015 2:24

Yeah... It's like some people who cheat. They become overly jealous and accuse their partners of cheating just because they want to "excuse" their own cheating. Not to mention that because they themselves are not trustworthy they have a hard time trusting others.