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By motherfuck666 - 18/05/2014 21:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Give him the ax or you yourself will timber.

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lizard365 12

this is probably bad advise but if well...bathe yourself in perfume and when he says something say exactly how I feel with you lol

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Soloman212 28

At least you acknowledge it's bad advice.

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lizard365 12

Haha yes I have alot of bad advise and good advise but I throw that in with bad advise and I'm not ashamed to admit it...speaking of which never ask me for advice lol

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fivetimeslonger 24

Dear lord, it's "advice" as in giving advice to someone not to wear so much damn axe. I would advise you to learn the difference.

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FranklySpeaking 11

@86, Actually its correct. Depending on where you are. In the UK, it is common to see such "misspellings".

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gorilladuck 6

If he is the type of guy who wears axe, you should already be nauseous when you're around him

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Miss_Whipped 43

She should be nauseated. Not nauseous. In reality though, not every Axe wearer is a douchebag. If anyone is to blame for the overuse of Axe body spray, it is the advertisers who decided to make Axe about sexual appeal in commercials.

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garebear61 14

The stick deodorant is not that bad, but the spray will suffocate you!

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LaLince 40

Don't wait too long: tell him not to use it because it's too strong.

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blondeambition1 4

This reminded me of when I was in university. There was this guy who wore a shit tonne of cologne. Maybe even more than one kind! One day I was sitting in my dorm room and I could have sworn I smelled him. My friends agreed that the room smelled like him though he'd never actually been there. Five mins later he appeared at the door. He'd actually put on so much we had advanced notice lol

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themouseman1212 16

Ok. I'm the only grammar police. She was nauseated, not nauseous. Something that causes nausea is nauseous. Ok. Now vote me down.

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Nymeria_fml 25

We must take you to the people in charge of the Oxford Dictionary and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary! It seems like no one has gone all grammar police on them, because they say you can use either nauseous or nauseated. :/ Or, maybe you're just wrong...

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Senseless_487 29

Something that causes nausea is nauseating, while you're at it.

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mikbrooke 25

well with my quick google search on 'nauseous', the first definition to come up was 'feeling inclined to vomit.' whereas 'nauseated' was 'affect with nausea.' so #29, you can use either. please dont be the grammar police unless you are going to be entirely correct.

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olpally 32

Throw that out and tell him to stop wearing it because it makes you sick. Simple.

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EpicGuy70 13

I can't stand the spray on axe. It stops my breathing for a second after coming in contact with it.

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_G0D_ 9

I like the smell of it. I put my nose to my body and smell it all day long.

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ishchandan 14

Tell him that axe is not a shower in a can

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