Love: Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 09:07 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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By Still No Ring - 15/06/2016 21:49 - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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iliketocomment17 7

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:29

then give him one

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:30

Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?

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zackkmann21 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 14:52

hahaha! fail

princess579 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 16:40

kudos to him :D i want one too (:

Scorpio_DR 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 23:46

Fag

nikki9tails 3

Monday 25 October 2010 1:40

are you sure there's going to be a wedding or are you going to find him with a flaming waiter

Dommin 4

Monday 25 October 2010 3:10

definitely a keeper

duckiesrevenges 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:40

what a fag

Softballsam11 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:51

He was probably kidding!

DougK76 11

Monday 25 October 2010 4:10

Could be worse... He could have asked for a Starship Troopers wedding.. With him as NPH, and you as a bug

RPattzs_gurl 0

Monday 25 October 2010 4:10

Your boyfriend is awesome!

_vicky_luv 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:40

that's cute

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