Love: Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 09:07 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

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By minnie - 23/10/2019 04:00 - Australia

Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML

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By Still No Ring - 15/06/2016 21:49 - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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iliketocomment17 7

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:29

then give him one

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:30

Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?

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kitcat24 2

Monday 12 March 2012 7:06

You are sooo lucky because my fiance thinks a beach simple dress os tooooo much for our non friends or family invited celebration! Ive spent thousands so far...... :( FML

Pretty_Panda 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 7:11

I'll marry him if ya don't...jk lol

Parisgirl34 12

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:26

AWESOME WEDDING!

randiray 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 10:49

Hell yah!!!!!

iLovenique 7

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:02

Was this after you showed him your hidden hello kitty tattoo?

DylansMomma 9

Friday 3 August 2012 7:43

Your comment : What's all the hype over a cartoon kitty? .. I dont get it.

Britje 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 2:33

Omg girl i wish i was you cuse hello kitty ish awesome ^~^ HK is cute :) have a nice wedding girl ^~^

adser356 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 5:22

Thats cute id want one tooo

nachosbabygurl 9

Friday 30 November 2012 21:25

that's a little weird

jarrettd 27

Sunday 13 January 2013 17:17

The guys Fml: today i lost a bet and now need to have a hello kitty wedding

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Same thing different taste

How would that work?

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