Love: Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 09:07 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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iliketocomment17 7

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:29

then give him one

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:30

Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?

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hkkilla 6

Monday 25 October 2010 8:13

your bf and I will be best friends! :D haha

wriptidez 0

Monday 25 October 2010 9:50

ru serious dump time

adriandenee 0

Monday 25 October 2010 12:22

that's not gay at all

archmonkey 0

Monday 25 October 2010 13:24

that's so cute! He's a keeper... though, my boyfriend is in the same league :-)

jellyfishdelight 0

Monday 25 October 2010 14:33

ummm........is he gay?

sapphirestar 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:59

that's cool..I want! haha

Sophie_a7x 0

Monday 25 October 2010 18:32

You marry him...and you marry him now!

ErinKidCannibal_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 23:00

I would gladly take your boyfriend (:

Niecy357 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:08

He's gay! Don't marry him!!

xxxbooxxx 16

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:56

I would take that. Hello Kitty is the best <3

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Same thing different taste

How would that work?

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