Love: Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 09:07 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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You deserved it 9 315

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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iliketocomment17 7

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:29

then give him one

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:30

Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?

Comments

EatMyCrayons_ 0

Monday 29 November 2010 10:24

Whs wrong with that?!

BeastNerd 3

Monday 6 December 2010 0:42

# 200 (I think thats the number...) Takes one to know one, asshat.

FML858 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 5:41

hello kitty is awesome.

bballstar1244 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:37

dude I love your boyfriend!! where can I get one?:P

Shadow_Phantom 26

Saturday 8 January 2011 14:50

To the people who are saying "OMG I WANT HELLO KITTY WEDDING!!!" You will look back on that 10 years from now and think "what the f*ck was wrong with me?" To the OP, FYL.

melfamilia 3

Monday 10 January 2011 13:26

What is a Hello Kitty wedding!?

SparklingSarah 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:20

You'd better hope he was either drunk or joking.

Wolfpackcg_98 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 3:57

He is kidding right........?

ex_stripper_jk 20

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:25

I certainly hope you had the good sense to dump him before you even bothered to post this FML! I mean seriously, chic, there's no future with Hello-Kitty-Boy unless you're a Japanese pedophile.