Love: Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 09:07 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 747

You deserved it 9 315

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Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML

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Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 849

You deserved it 8 405

How would that work?

By minnie - 23/10/2019 04:00 - Australia

Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 305

You deserved it 402

The proposal

By Still No Ring - 15/06/2016 21:49 - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 438

You deserved it 1 520

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 404

You deserved it 8 528

iliketocomment17 7

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:29

then give him one

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:30

Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?

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zimbry 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:52

I see nothing wrong with that... she's the shizz.

chellabella856 0

Monday 2 May 2011 1:02

I love ur bf!!!!!! rofl

NinjahGirl 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:48

I would soo break up with him (if he wasn't joking)

fml9988 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:53

are you sure he's not gay and are you sure its not a girl in a man suit

iLove2LoveU 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:59

no sense of humor!!!! he's probably joking!! haha then again he might not be!!

hahahayeahright 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:16

your son sounds awesome.

SamIAm15 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 0:04

Is he asian? xD

iKylexX 4

Friday 11 November 2011 12:42

Today, I'm going to tell my boyfriend I want a Hello Kitty wedding ~^,^~

Emobitch67 0

Monday 14 November 2011 22:07

Dude I want a Hello Kitty wedding!!!!!!!

l4d98 2

Monday 9 January 2012 0:11

That shows a lot doesn't it...

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I agree, your life sucks 7 806

You deserved it 3 314

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 266

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I agree, your life sucks 37 082

You deserved it 3 565

Today, a girl told me, "You're so cute, like a monkey." I seriously don't know if it's a compliment or if I'm being insulted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 808

You deserved it 107

Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 107

You deserved it 112

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 874

You deserved it 3 427

Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 157

You deserved it 210

Today, it's our eighth anniversary. My husband has struggled for a while with erectile dysfunction, and tonight he decided it wasn't worth trying. So now, he's sitting at home, soft, while I'm eating Taco Bell in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 814

You deserved it 300

Same thing different taste

How would that work?

The proposal

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