Love: Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need...

By ugh - 19/01/2011 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML

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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

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By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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By staciefacecat - 14/06/2016 01:03

Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML

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Ninjafriends 1

Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:59

Say that to him the next time he wants some ass. He sounds like a controlling bastard.

SirEBC 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:03

It sounds like a "Shut the **** up" would have been in line somewhere within that hour.

Comments

alwa7sh 2

Thursday 20 January 2011 3:44

look you get some pepsi and some 7up you mix them together this adds more sugar and soda. Then bring some jagermister and add to to the mix, preferably 2 shots as a measurement. add baking soda, vitamin C, alkacetzer. pour the whole thing into a cup add some lime to make it a bit citrusy and put the whole thing in your right pocket an sleep side ways pointing to you left.

TypoH 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 3:46

he's obviously messing around dumb ****.

emilyxorawr 3

Thursday 20 January 2011 4:20

But you don't know if he was messing around "dumb Fu*k."

emilybaby2012 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 4:24

62, 65, 69, 72 win.

xxSoFlyxx 5

Thursday 20 January 2011 4:27

I had a boyfriend like that, yeah he turned out to be gay. you guys are retarded I know it might be frustrating to be with someone that has no personality but maybe there doing it just so they won't be a bother I've been on both ends.

Alleged_Cranium 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 4:35

No, no, no. You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up!

hurray4jmk 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 5:15

jesus h christ this isnt even that bad. suck it up little girl.

tona01 16

Thursday 20 January 2011 5:29

#1 voltaire said judge a man by his questions, not his answers, if i follow this quote, you my friend are a retard and should not be allowed to be around people

jmu2011 6

Thursday 20 January 2011 5:51

20 minutes later: "Hey Honey, can I have a *******?" You:"NO! You don't always get what you want."

IFightFoos 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 5:59

Seriously, it sounds like he was just being playful. My boyfriend and I act that way with eachother. It's funny. Anyways OP, YDI for having to be told to ask for what you want...