Love: Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need...

By ugh - 19/01/2011 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 10:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML

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Can't win

By Billie - 04/02/2021 00:01 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2014 23:38 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

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Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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NEXT!

By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML

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Chuck E. Cheese awaits

By mama’s boy - 31/10/2019 00:01

Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML

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By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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By staciefacecat - 14/06/2016 01:03

Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML

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Ninjafriends 1

Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:59

Say that to him the next time he wants some ass. He sounds like a controlling bastard.

SirEBC 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:03

It sounds like a "Shut the **** up" would have been in line somewhere within that hour.

Comments

dre_bro11 12

Thursday 20 January 2011 14:57

OP, look, he's gonna want sex some time.

DakotaCat 4

Thursday 20 January 2011 16:12

BITCH DIZ AINT NO BK!

momo1972 3

Thursday 20 January 2011 16:51

he's awesome

Nullcharacter 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 18:55

Why is your bf "lecturing" you for an hour? Grow a spine and dtmfa.

aardvarkish 16

Thursday 20 January 2011 22:40

48, I got the Stones allusion. Good one, and soooo à propo!

kiwi_xoxo 0

Friday 21 January 2011 2:06

sounds like it might b an abusive re

kiwi_xoxo 0

Friday 21 January 2011 2:08

*abusive relationship :s

Redde 6

Monday 14 April 2014 1:32

An abusive relationship!? Wow. Why so uptight?

XxKyttixX 0

Friday 21 January 2011 7:24

lol my boyfriend and I got a good laugh at this. Win for your boyfriend, don't be so sensitive.

pike1346 3

Friday 21 January 2011 16:38

your bf is awesome

Herboski1315 0

Friday 21 January 2011 22:25

It's a picture who cares?

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