Love: Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need...

By ugh - 19/01/2011 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML

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By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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By staciefacecat - 14/06/2016 01:03

Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML

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Ninjafriends 1

Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:59

Say that to him the next time he wants some ass. He sounds like a controlling bastard.

SirEBC 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:03

It sounds like a "Shut the **** up" would have been in line somewhere within that hour.

Comments

OregonJeff 3

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:34

We should all learn how and be expected to ask for what we want. However, none of us should expect that we'll get everything we ask for. None of us is that entitled or deserving. Super lame FML. FHS for having to deal with your whiny, emotionally-stunted ass.

sacredmclovin21 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:39

25 way up ther, I know wat you mean dude. You just get so annoyed...

ulicksam 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:41

Damn i hate it when someone tells me I "have to" delete a picture. I wouldn't either. Suck it up. His lecturing though is something to worry about.

nuhuh 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 7:14

That's exactly what I was thinking!

prettyybOmb18 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:47

How is this a fml?

DocBastard 38

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:48

I have great news for you - all you have to do is shove an owl and a raccoon up your ass. They are both natural predators or salamanders. The owl and raccoon should end up killing each other after fighting over the salamander, and you get the bonus of extra protein. Just watch those owl talons. Good luck.

Panzer_Panda_fml 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:51

Sorry bub I have to say that your story really made me laugh. Even if your life does suck

ShadowZ7 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:58

are you gay? just wondering... seriously..

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 20 January 2011 3:14

Whatever you do, don't eat another salamander through your mouth because then they will have sex inside you and have an offspring. This is what you have to do to get the salamander out... Grab a big stick, make the end sharp, and shove it up your ass. It should stab the salamander and then that's when you pull it out. Then shove that very same stick up your ass so that you die and can't produce any offspring because we don't need anymore retarded people like you.