By anonymous - 14/05/2012 10:31 - United States - Havelock

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Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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toenibbler 14

One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.

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Caleb49423 5

How dare u make fun of his grapes! :P

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Tay94 14

LMFAO hahahaha you're both retarded loll

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morganrhoades 0

That's hilarious! Something I would definitely do.

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sirjizzalot_1 4

u shud be ashamed of yourself slaggin off a man's balls like that, proper order that u wer dumped

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btwmellarkc 11

Like everyone said, no one is perfect. By the way, that was an awesome comeback.

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smartgal360 1

He was a shallow loser then if he broke up over something insecure like that. Plus, I think it's like in 85% of guys, one ******** hangs lower than the other. That's just how it's supposed to be.

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