By anonymous - 14/05/2012 10:31 - United States - Havelock

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 666
You deserved it 6 421

Same thing different taste

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toenibbler 14

One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.

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Personally I think u deserved this. No one laughs at a man's balls and gets away without consequences.

The boyfriend shouldn't have made fun of OP in the first place.

soldiat_fml 17

So you're saying it's okay to laugh at a woman's breasts but not at a man's balls? Seriously? And for the record, she didn't laugh at his balls. She merely pointed out that he wasn't perfect either.

She still shouldn't have said anything

....are you kidding me? mens balls are supposed to be different. the same goes for pretty much all other body parts for both men and women.

soldiat_fml 17

Well at least now you know he couldn't take a hit.

One ******** is lower than the other for a reason. It's so they don't hit each other when guys run.

I like your smart answer so much! I wud have probably busted in laughter on your witty answer rather then breaking up with you! That's so weird & immature of him!

U look like a mothafuckin terrorist!!

This just proves that people under 20 are not mature enough to have sex

monkiki62 5

Yep see **** and fake boobs make men forget that they are indeed their own boob and are diff from each other. Lol sucks op. But ur man was a douche anyways.

If you make fun of a man's genitals, you're going to have a bad time.

Funny, when I laugh at my boyfriend's genitals, it usually leads to sex.