By anonymous - 14/05/2012 10:31 - United States - Havelock

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Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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toenibbler 14

One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.

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sandinthewaves 5

He's not very smart, testicles are supposed to be that way so they don't bounce off each other all the time.

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DrBlack 9

The entire human body is like that. Eyes are very slightly off, ears are (on purpose) etc. etc. Only notice when taking extreme note.

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hateevryone 14

He's an idiot.

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cheyennerosi33 0

Lmfao no way good send that man on his way if u can't take what u dish out shut the **** up lolzz

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sparklecherry 4

He can dish it out, but can't take it. Now that's a man for ya!!

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imjaninja 0

Bahahahahahahaha! I love this, actual cried laughing

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NiyaNa 3

Wow. He doesn't deserve to have sex.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sounds like your boyfriend was too immature to be having sex to begin with. How old are you guys? And technically no one is 100% symmetrical on either side of their body.

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