By anonymous - 14/05/2012 10:31 - United States - Havelock

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Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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toenibbler 14

One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.

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spazz666 18

#32 good luck with the ladies, you stud, you. On a serious note, why should she change her body just because some asshat complained about it? I'm sure OP can find someone who loves her body the way it is and wouldn't ask her to have extremely expensive and completely vain surgery for his enjoyment. If she had back problems because of the size of her chest size then it would be a useful thing to do, but just because they're not even? Grow up.

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SlackerEmeritus 13

And nothing of value was lost judging by his unbelievably childish reaction.

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HellfirePrince 3

Well i think its quite obvious that not only is he a hypocrite but he can't take his own heat! He also didn't seem to like that you had quick wit and observation skills. He wasn't worth you're time love, find someone who will be with you and like you for who and what you are! He will catch his much needed ass kicking/STD soon enough.

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ddddddddg 9

No ones testicles ore breasts are perfectly symmetrical

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slysendice 3

The funny thing here is that nuts aren't supposed to be even. If they were, it would cause enough friction for them not to function properly. Learned this in high school health class.

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joeg16_04 1

U guys are just too sensitive!

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happymom2g 0

He's an ass you deserve better.

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missnuthin 10

you're better off without him.

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