By Anonymous - 29/08/2012 16:38 - United States - Columbia

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Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML
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DragonzCreator 3

It just goes to show, guys aren't always thinking about sex.

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Psych101 9

Hopefully you learned something. Both about water displacement and how literal your boyfriend is.

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Emma_OBrien_ 1

Today, I was at cheer practice, when these really hot guys were walking by I tried to do an awesome stunt, and the big finale was me landing on my butt. Hard. They won't ever talk to me now... FML

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Bloobloke 12

They probably won't talk to you because you try too hard to put the attention on yourself and are a fool.

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LadyJoker21 0

Oh how I love taking a bath with my boo and having some fun so this op actually made me feel bad 4 u I agree ur life sucks

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Ambience138 11

Your "boo"? are you dating a ghost by chance?

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datguy5 13

That sounds like something I would do.

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MissD62012 0

I guess u can never make assumptions about him

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RKD 23

Wow! You should ask him if he wants to learn about Douche Displacement theory,,,,and threaten to dump him!

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XeeLynn 5

That's soo funny! Did he reward you for learning at least? (;

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snowypaws 7

That is something my boyfriend would do... -.-

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