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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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GatherTheMice 15

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:13

That man, deserves an award.

fmlallthetyme 23

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:13

Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.

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Cindaay_fml 3

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:19

What a keeper.

your_ma 27

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:56

Actually to be fair I would prefer a boyfriend who would tell me the truth than let me continue to look like a twat. He wasn't nasty, just honest...

boofgall 16

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:58

I went looking for overused comments, found one.

deransc 19

Wednesday 18 July 2012 16:01

All those things can be fixed, and it sounds like he fixed them.

dead_insects 18

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:21

the most dreaded of all the FB photos...stop it!

Patrickstarfish 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:23

Bitch please..........

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:33

Would you rather him not tell you? It's just like those that don't tell you that you have spinach stuck in your teeth. Please say something! $8 wax job at the salon will take care of that 'stache. You're on your own with the duckface!

mwilli 2

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:34

You got some hair on your upper lip, baby. Mustache lady drivin me crazy.

NBL_fml 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:35

Why were you making the duck face in the first place.

ohrlly7457 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:40

The name of the OP really complimets the post

Senseless_487 29

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:45

I'd be more worried about the fact that you think doing a duck face is acceptable, rather than the fact you have a mustache.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:51

He might be lying about the mustache just to get you to stop doing the duck face. And if he is, he's brilliant.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:55

It really highlights HIS mustache? That's quite a duck face you have there.

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