Love: Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that...

By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:13

That man, deserves an award.

fmlallthetyme 23

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:13

Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.

Comments

sengenex 4

Wednesday 18 July 2012 12:05

Duck face is stupid, Hi5 to your BF

Greggums 2

Wednesday 18 July 2012 12:21

You ******* deserved it.

shaza575 9

Wednesday 18 July 2012 12:28

Mustache or not, duck faces aren't attractive. FYL since you have a mustache and all of your friends have probably seen it by now, but YDI for duck facing in the first place.

fordneagles 34

Wednesday 18 July 2012 12:40

Well that's your fault for pulling that stupid ******* duck face. Put on a nice smile and maybe people will actually respect you

lonelyharts86 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 12:51

He did you a favour. Now you can remove the duck pictures and take some pictures that aren't ridiculous.

Threnody666 19

Wednesday 18 July 2012 12:54

Ydi for making that stupid face and for not taking pictures like a normal human being.

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 13:13

That and it's ******* stupid looking. YDI

CowgirlUp87 11

Wednesday 18 July 2012 13:14

Be grateful he didn't leave you! The duck face is break up material... That shit can end relationships. You are not only embarrassing yourself, but him as well. Kudos to your boyfriend for sticking it out!