By tara22 - 27/04/2009 23:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML
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Seegtease 0

#1, #8, I hope you're kidding. It was an accident, he wasn't raping her. Learn the difference. If you're not kidding, I'd hate to be the guy with either of you. He'd put his arm around you and you'd run away screaming "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!"

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Hugeness 0

HAHAHAHAHA. Did you check to see he waited to have sex with you until you were conscious?

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fourzerofour 0

Wow... your boyfriend is like... ridiculously strong. Breaking drywall... easy. Knocking you out... wtf?

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what_the_fail 0

No we dont want Senator Daterape, we want 4 more years of douchebag!

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wahwah123 3

Well, at least he was trying to be cool...even though it was an epic fail, he tried.

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punkglamazon 0

well at least he tried to be spontaneous and creative while causing body damage

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timisrude11 1

Did this with my girlfriend and i managed to pull it off

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leelee12_fml 0

at least he had the right idea(;

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wopandproud 0

This makes me think of that commercial where the chick is looking at guys on a dying service, imagining a romantic evening. He ends up sweeping her legs over the table covered in candles while he's falling. I think they knock teeth too lol

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harleyquinnxx 17

Did he at least apologize? I know it was an accident, but he should still apologize.

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