Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before...

By Grrrr! - 23/04/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:49 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML

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By Michelle - 27/12/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML

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By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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chellean11 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

Me. I don't see an issue with his priorities

ilovehamburgers 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:41

hunting Easter Eggs are awesome! and only comes once a year. you can have sex anytime.

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MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:38

He wants to feel like a kid again!

OMG_N3RD 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:48

Lol Happy Easter!!

OMG_N3RD 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:48

Lol Happy Easter!!

OMG_N3RD 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:47

Lol Happy Easter!!

YoungBanks 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:48

hey the guy likes his chocolate eggs I don't see the problem here.

LinTurk 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:54

Let him have fun. If its that serious to you, start without him. He'll be there when he's done.

phatirish 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:02

lol it'd be the fastest egg hunt! ha ha

LinTurk 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:25

haha.. right??

phatirish 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:01

he's an idiot

thewife5 19

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:03

I think you're mad cuz the Easter Bunny didn't visit you:/ sad day..

Keivono314 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:21

he will be doing both at the same time

JHC88 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:05

lighten up! you can have sex any old time but you can only hunt Easter eggs once a year. YDI.

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