it's not his fault your bad in bed

we dyed eggs first. get with the holiday spirit.

there better be a sammich in one of those eggs.

that's mest up. I would if save it for later haha

Ummm... that's cute. I don't see what the problem is. Seems like women are always complaining about their sex lives. "He doesn't want to have sex enough," "he wants to have sex too much," "I have to fake my orgasms," blah blah blah. I guess I'm the only woman in the world who doesn't feel the need to complain all the time.

Would you rather him hunt for the eggs while having sex? LOL

Easter egg hunts only happen once a year. You can have sex after the hunt, and then place a special egg between your legs, savings the best for last ;-)

Oh lighten up, he doesn't deserve you.

You never know what your gunna get in an Easter egg. I mean there could be chocolate!

let him have his chocolate! :p