Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before... - FML

By Grrrr! - 23/04/2011 14:19 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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Please forgive me

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:49 - United States

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML

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By Michelle - 27/12/2009 07:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML

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By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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Mr Loverman

By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

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Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

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Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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Top comments

chellean11 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

Me. I don't see an issue with his priorities

ilovehamburgers 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:41

hunting Easter Eggs are awesome! and only comes once a year. you can have sex anytime.

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MysticMint 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:13

Aw! That sounds like fun. Maybe he's hidden a special egg for you. ;3 Enjoy the hunt and then have sex.

mrbattleman 10

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:19

I don't see any problem besides you being to uptight to enjoy hunting Easter eggs

kdog773 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:24

lol

thatmanjan 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:25

maybe your not doing it right..

dl7708 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 22:01

true true !

thatmanjan 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:44

if she was he'd probably give anything up to hit that!!

jingersnap721 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:30

this sounds perfectly normal

perdix 29

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:32

He just wants to find some eggs before he sauces yours ;)

alexFYL 11

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:34

You said "before", not "instead of". Easter is fun. Don't be a downer.

RixXion 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:38

wow this sucks f your life indeed

breanna895 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:20

thank you for understanding!

Angio113 10

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:39

I. want. your. boyfriend.

TheRealEllieSan 9

Sunday 29 May 2011 20:01

lol

danz123 7

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:47

So if a guy is interested in things beside sex, their gf will whine. If he is interested in sex, she will say 'All he cares about is sex, what about my needs!' bla bla bla.... We can't win.

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:52

Most girls prefer a healthy balance. And if a guy has that, and a normal girl he'll win.

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Today, I was grocery shopping when a little kid pointed at me and yelled, "Mommy, look! It's the man from the cereal box!" I don’t know whether to feel flattered or insulted. FML

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

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Today, I entered a restaurant just to use the WiFi. In order not to look cheap, I ordered a meal and a beverage. The WiFi didn't work and now I don't have enough money to buy dinner. FML

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Today, I said to my man, "You used to tell me you love me, but lately you don’t even want me telling you." He responded with a story about his clogged shower drain and then couldn’t understand why I got upset, because apparently this was his “reply to the question I asked.” WTF? FML

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Today, I finally got up the nerve to leave my boyfriend. We have no spark and quite honestly, it's been really awkward. I planned to tell him when he came in, and I did. After all was said and done, he handed me the roses and new puppy he had bought for me, a puppy that I had been saving up to get. FML

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Today, I received a full scholarship to the university of my dreams in England. Being born into a fairly poor family, I've never received anything for free and I worked on my grades like a dog last semester to achieve this. However, the scholarship is only valid if the UK stays in the EU. FML

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Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML

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