Love: Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate...

By imscrewed - 29/07/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

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You deserved it 4 133

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Same thing different taste

Classy guy.

By This_girll - 20/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 392

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 764

That one annoying friend

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML

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You deserved it 152

By EmberLove - 17/01/2013 14:06 - United States

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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You deserved it 5 640

By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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You deserved it 6 985

What a catch

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML

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You deserved it 108

By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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You deserved it 6 466

Ditch him

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 20:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I got blown off by my “exclusive partner” on the night of my birthday supper, only to find out he went on a Tinder date with my friend. FML

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You deserved it 133

By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

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You deserved it 495

djb23 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:46

yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?

Avaquin 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:44

wow, that sucks. and he sucks.

Comments

kuntageous 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 6:28

Ex over a girlfriend.. Wow fyl

dr_house_MD 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:52

holy crap this was worded terribly

cabernet 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:01

Dump him. NOW. Even if the sex is great, dump him...because the sex with his "ex" is probably even better.

m5matt95 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:02

Oh, Get over it! Stop bitching and being a clingy girlfriend! What do you expect? You were probably doing nothing for your birthday anyway, and he would much rather go to a party than spend a crappy night with you! Just let hi have a little fun!!!

fmldude123 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:23

wow m5matt95 that's cold...apparently someone hasn't had a good experience with relationships lately. Or your just an insulting bitch who thinks its fun to go around making fun of people you don't even know. Either way i feel bad for you :(

ericalew_xo 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:51

You should of just told him you would have messy sex with him that day. That's always a good reason for a guy to want to stay around. Atleast you would of spent your birthday together. Heh.

Young_Sparta 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:54

just find someone better. i really don't see how that wasnt awkward lol anyway, it's not like a random girl walked up to you and said "honey, your boyfriend is cheating on both of us." then you'd have some asses to kick.

douche_baggins 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:57

2 words- shut the hell up.

yummylolly15 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 10:04

that sounds fake bcuz i've never heard of such a crap boyfriend. and if it was real, dump him, in front of everyone, it'll make you feel a hell lott better.