By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
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pfx2_fml 15

Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..

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darwinism 30

Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Yoda is a little green man who will come to your house at night and beat 37 types of shit out of you for not knowing who he is.

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Dracoboxer357 35

66- Really? I thought that was Chuck Norris. ;P But go ahead and list all 37 types for me. I think I reached 8.... 62- Go watch Star Wars, Yoda is a character almost as well recognized as Jesus for the last 35 years in sci-fi movies. :p

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hahasooo 2

Okay got it. Thanks! but i wont be watching star wars, i do not enjoy that.

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cartooncharacter 9

Dumbass...Google it!!!!! If you're on FML, you are on Internet, get to google and type in Yoda! Omg!!! People are so stupid and lazy nowadays. God! I hate lazy!!

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DocBastard 38

You know what I hate? The excessive use of exclamation points. That and people who answer their own questions.

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l23VIVE 17

Wait 108 how do you know you don't like Star Wars if you haven't seen it? He must be.... A Trekkie

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Brak61 5

As long as he didn't say it smells like Jabba The Hut you're okay.

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ohhhhreally 3

Well I can't tell if that is good or bad?

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greenie213 23

You mean small and green with the occasional white hair.

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jazzybaby179 22

May the FORCE be with him;)!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Should've told him,"lick it, you will."

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SickWRXMon 3

Wow, thats rough! Does it sound like yoda too?

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CreepInTheCorner 11

mmmm that's sexy..

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