By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
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pfx2_fml 15

Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..

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darwinism 30

Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.

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perdix 29

You've got the Green Waffle? Yuck!

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skullofdarkness 18

There's a girl at my school with a green ******...

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AznSamoan52 10

Wait, how would you know that?!?!?!? Did she send pics of her twat to everybody at your school or what? I'm a bit curious. O_O

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

45) She goes around screaming "MY ****** IS GREEN, GUYS! NEXT WEEK IT'LL BE PURPLE, AND THEN ORANGE! HUZZAH FOR MY RAINBOW ******!!!"

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

15) "I do not green vaginas, dear sir. But I love regular vaginas, for sure!" --Failed draft of 'Green eggs and ham'.

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perdix 29

#65 I would not eat it with a fox I will not eat that nasty green box I see a sequel, Squeaky-I-Am!

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Dracoboxer357 35

45- And that's when you get shown a picture of said girl and it's the Hulk's daughter. Safe bet #42 would be accurate then. ;P

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Cartera 10

34 - not the kind of waffle Perdix is thinking of. What is a green waffle, Perdix?

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rcgirl2 11

34-This is a waffle that you DON'T want to eat.

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RedPillSucks 31

Perhaps on St. Patrick's Day

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WithinEPICA 4

LOL how do you that?

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Dracoboxer357 35

As brutal and unflattering of a description that sounds, Op, I've heard worse: I once had an debate with my brother over what a ****** reminds each other of: I stated it had some attributes of a flower. He argued it looked like Predator's face (Yes, from the movie with Schwarzenegger.) We still don't see eye to eye on this issue. :p

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Kiki242 19

The thought of a ****** truly looking like that scares me a bit.

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Kiki242 19

The thought of a ****** truly looking like that scares me a bit.

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Senseless_487 29

Just hope he doesn't pull a Frank Oz impression right before he goes down on you. Talk about a mood killer!

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perdix 29

One way or another, this involves douche. Either (eye) your boyfriend is one, or you need to use one.

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Silentstrike 11

How dare you guys thumb Mr. Amazing down! I havent seen a post from him i havent thumbed up... Because this guy wrote it.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

The reason "douche" is an insult is that in both cases, douches are unnecessary things that are harmful to women. The ****** is a self-cleaning organ. The women I've been with don't use such things and for all the locker-room talk I heard in my younger years about stanky ones that 'smell like rotting cat food' or whatever, I've never encountered one like that.

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purplmurpl 5

When I clicked 'I agree, your life sucks.' it said 'it definitely does!' but reread the FML then look down to 'it definitely does!'... Lmao

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DollyDope 17

Mmm, making out with Yoda!

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scottsteiner 1

An obsession with Yoda i have, Leaving because of which my girlfriend is.

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