By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0

whatever floats his boat... even if it is puss filled mountains of yuckiness.

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myliferox247 0

that Is just perverted

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Sunnytweet79 0

Y r all the guys in these FMLs so stupid ?!?!?!??!?!?1/

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urface132 0

Make him a sammich

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iloveTheMiz 0

Lol! I was half awake when reading this and thought that it said that your father said all that!

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kuraisora 0

Just wait until your preggers and they really do squirt.... >.

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adorableash 0

mmmkay O.o freak, no offense to your boyfriend and my condolences to you

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