Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he...

By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

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By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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By annababyyyy - 10/11/2014 05:01 - United States - Rockville

Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML

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barkerja 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 9:48

Wtf...

musicislife1995_fml 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 9:05

whatever floats his boat... even if it is puss filled mountains of yuckiness.

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khunaticyobo 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:09

Aw yuck.

nicolebabyy 4

Wednesday 9 November 2011 19:59

... What the actual ****

LegendofZelda88 8

Thursday 21 March 2013 18:08

da fuq did I just read? seriously girl consider a new boyfriend cause this one's right on the edge of sanity

marchelley907 9

Wednesday 11 September 2013 13:39

made.my.day! LOL

ellietrankwitz 7

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:58

Ewwwwwww

ravens42 8

Sunday 30 March 2014 0:18

Wtf

lucasj23 11

Tuesday 10 July 2018 16:33

ewwww. that's a big turn off.

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