Love: Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel....

By lonelygirl - 14/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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By lonelygirl - 14/10/2012 12:43 - Canada - London

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By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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Today, on our honeymoon, I found out my husband brought his work laptop with him. We were supposed to go scuba diving but he skipped it for virtual meetings, then sat on his laptop until 2 a.m. He then had the nerve to be confused about why I’m mad at him and just want to go home. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML

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Sunday 14 February 2010 12:03

but you're presumably on your phone telling us. WTF

corme_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 14:07

I know how you feel... I spent a bunch of money to fly out to see my girl for vacation. I was hanging out on the bed... she was sitting in a chair or reading a book. That's great... I love spending hundreds of dollars to watch tv in a hotel. FYL :(

Comments

mrjohnz 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:24

not me I'm a nice guy I can show u if u let me

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:35

If you begin playing with yourself instead of watching TV I promise he'll no longer be interested in craigslist. I've never met a guy who doesn't want to watch/join a girl masturbating ;)

iluvtnbc 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:03

get up off ur ass and do something with him. duh! XD

meekerboulder 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:09

he's a douche monkey. I bet you got in a fight so he's on cl looking for sex. did u turn down sex? ydi

Turbolag25 7

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:27

Tell him what you and him should do together. Tonight. a-at um....... oh yeah, when you go to bed. He won't reject it.

XxPLAYMAKERxX 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:05

WTF are you whining about! He takes your ass on a romantic getaway and you two probably did shit all day and wants some breathing room because you are probably suffocating him with your presence!.... and oh yeah u deserve it for being a leech

RollFizzlebeef 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:30

Romance isn't a one-way thing. Just because he invited you and paid to take you out doesn't mean the entire burden of making this weekend work is on him. What have you contributed to this weekend? Forget about money and sex; that's not what I am talking about. Have -you- done anything romantic, or have you just been passively waiting for everything to happen? For all you know, come Monday, he'll be writing: Today, I got back from an expensive Valentine's weekend with my girlfriend. Apparently I couldn't keep her entertained enough, so she ignored me to watch TV. I wound up spending all my time on my computer. FML