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hey baby, I like ur pic. sexy!
If he's looking in the "for sale/sammiches" section, you ought to be ashamed of yourself, because that's your job! Speaking of jobs, why isn't the man receiving a ******** while on the computer? You wanted it to be a romantic weekend, so make it happen! Take the bull by the horn and control your destiny.
Ssssshhhhh, yesterday1_2, I'm trying to make it trendy for girls to blow their guys while on the computer. That way, I can spend even MORE TIME on FML! Of course, my comments while I am receiving won't have the same biting sarcasm. They'll be more like, "YDI for . . . huminah, huminah . . . for being a . . . faster, faster . . . aaaahhhh!"
So start romancing and quit bellyaching.
stupid bitch this ist even close to a fml y don't you Make a move? he's the one that got you the damn hotel
you could atleast try to suduce him...
soo...how is this an FML? ur boyfriend took u on a nice romantic weekend away. quit bitching. he's allowed to look at his computer. geez.
Unless you'd made suggestions and he'd ignored them, you kinda deserve it. I mean, he made the effort to take you away. You could at least turn off the TV and come up with something for you to do together.
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but you're presumably on your phone telling us. WTF
I know how you feel... I spent a bunch of money to fly out to see my girl for vacation. I was hanging out on the bed... she was sitting in a chair or reading a book. That's great... I love spending hundreds of dollars to watch tv in a hotel. FYL :(