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By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 429
You deserved it 3 449
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thelittlebirdie 9

2 reasons to take his advice: A) he obviously doesn't want to be with you. B) He's an idiot....

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Jeffo193 13

What a coward, why doesn't he just break up with you? Unless you're some kind of psycho stalker who refuses to be broken up with, in which case I'd take the hint...

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incendiaaa 23

how lovely for you. hypnotism can't be done just by any idiot, which he clearly is. I'm imagining the scene... I would have slapped him right across the face as a result of his failed hypnotism.

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STACEKING 4

You shoulda went along with it for a while, then sacked him. A surprise sack hurts like hell.

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Synapsky 10

Aren't people supposed to forget what they do under hypnosis? And so it would be futile because it would have to happen again?

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DanielleinDC 33

She said he tried, #29. Clearly he did not succeed at hypnotizing her, but maybe OP will break up with him because he's a coward and a moron.

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Shadowvoid 33

I noticed you said "tried"...

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buckdharma 37

I told the witchdoctor you didn't love me true I told the witchdoctor you didn't love me nice and then the witchdoctor he gave me this advice He said that Oo, ee, oo ah ah ting tang Wala wala, bing bang Oo, ee oo ah ah ting tang wala wala bing bang

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perdix 29

Kinda makes you wonder what he successfully hypnotized you into doing during your relationship. Dunh, dunh, dunh!

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metalhead4740 14

"You are getting sleepy. When you wake up, half of your stuff will be missing and ill be on my way to Amsterdam"

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Dexter741 5

How did he do it? He doesn't deserve you then...

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funky2525 14

I'm sorry op, if he can't even be a man and just say it, then you deserve way better

4 1