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By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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thelittlebirdie 9

2 reasons to take his advice: A) he obviously doesn't want to be with you. B) He's an idiot....

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Jeffo193 13

What a coward, why doesn't he just break up with you? Unless you're some kind of psycho stalker who refuses to be broken up with, in which case I'd take the hint...

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lishajoy777 14

"oh Im just gonna hypnotize my girlfriend today maybe I can maker her break up with me.... damn didnt work new plan"

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LightsxOut 10

Why don't you hypnotize him back into believing that he's an idiot?

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TechFire 25

He needs to be hypnotized to realize that?

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jellyghost 12

maybe he hypnotized you into going out with him, felt guilty after getting to know you and is trying to restore balance...yeah thats it.

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perdix 29

Now, he'll get sympathy sex from the next girls who want to console him for you dumping him. Dumpers don't get pity *****, dumpees do.

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klovemachine 24

Not unless the dumper lies about being the dumper

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perdix 29

#57, that'll work if you live in a big city, but if you live in a small town, the dumpee could expose your lie, and you'd get sent back to the Jerk Store. I was dating this girl for three years and the last one sucked, and just as I was about to dump her, she dumped me. What a blessing! I milked it for all it was worth!

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dontpanic_fml 32

My ex tried to pull this shit. He honestly tried to get me to cheat on him with a friend so either I would break up with him or he could break up with me. These people are sick; he should've just broken up with you. For your sake I hope you granted his wish.

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RedPillSucks 31

How in the world did he try to get you to cheat on him? *Check out my friend Josh? Don't you think he's hot? I'll be out of town all week and he's volunteered to check up on you while I'm gone. I hear he likes to sleep around, but you wouldn't step out on me, would you*

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dontpanic_fml 32

Close. He had our mutual friend meet us at a club during a party after (as I found out later) intentionally being distant, picking a fight and leaving me for most of the evening. He was also a troubled serial cheater. He did break up with me the next morning when he found out I wasn't a cheater. Details were later revealed to me by another mutual friend. I'm sorry, are you honestly inquiring or are you trying to imply that I made that up? Because maybe I shouldn't have posted it but I can't think of a single reason in the world why I would make something like that up.

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RedPillSucks 31

No, I was honestly inquiring, if a bit incredulously. Sometimes human behavior just boggles my mind.

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dontpanic_fml 32

Oh yes, it is mind boggling for sure. Very mind boggling...

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ninneyfooda 16

So in the end, you broke up with him. Are you sure you did it of your own volition?

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GarageDragon 22

Talk about spineless... If my boyfriend did that I'd take the hint and dump him. You deserve better OP.

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spliit_fml 8

Seems like you didn't care enough to break up with him after that.

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