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By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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You deserved it 3 449
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thelittlebirdie 9

2 reasons to take his advice: A) he obviously doesn't want to be with you. B) He's an idiot....

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Jeffo193 13

What a coward, why doesn't he just break up with you? Unless you're some kind of psycho stalker who refuses to be broken up with, in which case I'd take the hint...

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Steve95401 49

OP needs to turn the situation around and hypnotize her boyfriend into thinking he has a big package.

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katties 27

How will that be any good for her? It's much better when a guy with a normal/smaller penis thinks it's big enough and has confidence in bed than when a guy with a big one is all insecure and whiny about it because he thinks it's small.

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klovemachine 24

I believe 37 was referring to a recent FML

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Roselfn_fml 1

Why, oh why, dear friends in my heart, you and destroy you, spilling crumbs on the ground of my brain that used to feed and foul beasts populating my worst nightmare, the image of the president and his henchmen molasson altersexuels fornicating without limits in the aisles of the National Assembly while men and women are starving in the streets of the country, without even a cucumber to sink into the ground - O misery enemy of the people - I beseech you, friends dear to my heart and my penis is more fiddle mammary glands member's green bushy mustache !!!!

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RedPillSucks 31

Were you on the writing staff for Soul Caliber? I don't think FML is the place to flex your literary muscles.

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Roselfn_fml 1

Ode to the erection of the penis By Andrée Putman O great rod, standing proudly in the wind and fall protruding veins leading causes your penis sensitive and cries that we can not tell at first if it is pleasure or pain, often two mingle in a thunderous ******. A big penis you take your sap in two large bags, ready to explode in the dissemination of white juice everywhere, the characteristic taste is salivating young and old. O great site, you turkeys holes without flinching fourraile and balls, soon to be filled with your sperm. A larger penis can take you, again, again, again, again, again OH YES

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fmlforreal92 8

I don't understand how people think odd these stupid ways to break up. just break up with them the normal way.

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jatinbhanot 6

I hope you broke up with him when you realized what he did... what a loser.. :P

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KiddNYC1O 20

Hypnotize him into getting smacked upside the head.

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GingerNinja7 17

Kick him in the balls and tell him you were "under hypnosis"

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