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By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By stuck - 12/06/2016 05:59 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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By and he wonders why I'm anxious - 25/02/2016 22:41 - Netherlands

Today, after years of torment by my anxiety disorders and therapy and medication not helping, I've made the decision to try hypnosis. After doing a Google search and finding out my therapist is a man, my overly jealous fiancé insisted on joining, "because he might hypnotise you into cheating." FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

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By hh. - 05/12/2014 21:13 - United States - Clear Lake

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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thelittlebirdie 9

Wednesday 30 January 2013 12:09

2 reasons to take his advice: A) he obviously doesn't want to be with you. B) He's an idiot....

Jeffo193 13

Wednesday 30 January 2013 12:09

What a coward, why doesn't he just break up with you? Unless you're some kind of psycho stalker who refuses to be broken up with, in which case I'd take the hint...

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olhuma 5

Thursday 31 January 2013 1:47

IIRC, Freud was into hypnotism too... The relieving thought here is: at least he didn't try to fascinate you into believing you are his mother!

kateelizabeth 6

Thursday 31 January 2013 6:17

What a jerk. He shouldn't have to try to hypnotize you, he should've been gone a while ago.

meagann01 4

Friday 1 February 2013 5:24

Hypnotize his balls

Raynebbow 6

Saturday 2 February 2013 1:55

He obviously doesn't want the P..

JJtJJ 13

Saturday 2 February 2013 2:41

So either it worked... and you dumped him because he hypnotized you to. Or, it didn't work... and you dumped him for being a dumbass?

McCoy50 1

Saturday 2 February 2013 5:33

take the hint

MinorDisturbance 4

Friday 8 February 2013 14:18

Should've gone along with it.

ylime23456 18

Wednesday 9 July 2014 12:16

Well he doesn't exactly sound like a keeper anywho

Bluebering 16

Friday 23 January 2015 7:41

He doesn't want to be with you. Let it go. If your ugly, fat, or strange. I take his side

ATPR_4 9

Monday 15 August 2016 9:00

I'm guessing you did break up with him so mission accomplished.

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