By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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konnermoses 0

he's not too smart :-/

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worksux200 0

You really picked a winner, now didn't you!

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xliveluvlaughx 0

was he stoned???

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ToughGirl 0

at least he's too stupid tat you'll always catch him ;)

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seeunexttuesdays 6

that's your chance to not have your child in a stupid atmosphere for another second!

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JokeMeister 0

You Picked the idiot! AND had a baby with him. Ever consider YOU might not be that smart.

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Eternityfalls 0

woow wat a dumbass

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conmanusmc 0

why are you having a child if you're not married?

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conmanusmc 0

thats just not the way its supposed to happen

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rwq891 4

It's doubtful that someone could be that dumb. If so, he's still smarter than you since you slept with him without protection. With parents like you, the kid will have a future asking "Do you want fries with that?"

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