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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

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konnermoses 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he's not too smart :-/

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

wow ur bf is truly an idiot!

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totalldave 0

Monday 4 July 2011 7:54

Hopefully, your kid gets your brains.

jellybelliez 0

Monday 4 July 2011 9:01

ummm...what's his IQ??

steveakafranxy 7

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:44

It's 3.Splee, wait, 2.G, wait, 9 bajillion.Cheese...

EEs_Rule 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:35

Anybody else reminded of the movie Idiocracy?

oreocookies611 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:35

hey I'm sorry make the best of your pregnancy..God bless.

unholymasta 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:14

isn't he a smart one.

kaye1159 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:48

dumb*ss.!!!

shantel11 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 21:10

your boyfriend is an idiot!

BetterLegs 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:43

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PinkBeatdown 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 21:58

u got urself a smart one there ah!!!

kellyim23 1

Friday 8 July 2011 0:09

Ummmmmm My gf and I cant be the only ones that noticed this, but how could u be pregnant and it not be your child unless YOU were cheating?

ShonaSaurus 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:54

Yeah, that's why her life sucks. Not only did he cheat on her when she got pregnant, he's an idiot too :) that's why all the previous comments are calling him stupid and stuff.

douggiefresh06 1

Friday 15 July 2011 8:39

you do realize that it will always be her child...even if she cheated on him

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