Holidays: Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to...

By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By blah - 15/02/2009 23:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

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theworldismad 10

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:28

he's a selfish dick. sorry bout that though

hordriss 14

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:29

What an asshole.

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exo_went_insane 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 22:13

A few FMLs ago, the Op complained about her bf breaking up at the beginning of the trip, this OP complains about the bf breaking up after. Looks like there's just no pleasing some people

VeganVampyre 26

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:36

I was just thinking that! Although in this one I think the main reason she's upset that he waited is because she paid for everything. She probably could have taken a friend instead, but he decided to take advantage of the free trip and then dump her afterwards. (Just my guess)

grumpybr 13

Saturday 22 June 2013 22:30

Maybe they already had problems in the relationship and the trip was an attempt to rekindle, and he decided it wasn't working after all. Either way, I believe if there is more than one adult person coming along, expenses should be equally split that way no one feels like they are being taken advantage of.

onesarcasticdik 8

Saturday 22 June 2013 22:37

What a scumbag.

My_Life24 22

Saturday 22 June 2013 22:39

What a moron!!

jonha21 11

Saturday 22 June 2013 22:44

He abused you and your Wallet in great measures and lenghts

RrubiksCuber 6

Saturday 22 June 2013 23:01

Come on guys - if you were in his situation, would you seriously break up before the vacation? Really? And he wasn't manipulating her (not that we can tell at least), it seems that she was fine (at the time) with paying in full.

olpally 32

Saturday 22 June 2013 23:09

Kick him in the nuts, that's all that needs to be done now. ******* douche bag mother ******* asshole.

meaganxo 14

Saturday 22 June 2013 23:20

I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that. Karma is a bitch though

SwtCherryPie 26

Saturday 22 June 2013 23:24

That is a very shitty move on his part, but would you rather him have broken up on your first day of the trip then made the whole vacation miserable?

mad_hatter0666 22

Sunday 23 June 2013 0:33

It could have been worse. He could have done it before your holiday and you could have been depressed the whole time, unable to enjoy the trip. He's still a dick though. Sorry, OP.