By KatieB - 04/04/2012 21:11 - United Kingdom - Newark

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Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML
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Just_ol_Kole 0

Apparently your boyfriend's sister isn't the only one hearing those strange zombie noises coming from the bedroom...

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EvilTeddysRock 2

So...is the fml that your dad called you out or that you had no time for a quicky lol

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wildsweetchild 19

Understandable dad...nothing wrong with that!

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lilpowers 3

I agree there is nothing wrong with a dad not wanting his daughter to have sex. None of them do…

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emeraldisle 30

Five mins is just the right time for a quickie. They wouldn't be called that if they lasted any longer.

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Guitar360 4

I bite hard, but I also lick and kiss it better ;)

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waresjake 3

With or without a quickie, I still love you

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coffee_man900 16

Waresjake, stop it! (Had to give you a thumbs up anyway. Funny.) :)

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waresjake 3

Coffeeman! I love you

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coffee_man900 16

Yah, I love you too, now stop it. You're a riot. :)

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ycrem0n 21

No quickie for you, now go back to the kitchen, and help prepare dinner.

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berichsoon 11

You are dad is so cool, I mean im a guy and my dad would clip my nuts if he thinks I might have sex in his house, he's old school

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yahoowizard 16

I don't think parents from any generation are down for their kids to have sex in their house =0

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berichsoon 11

Yea true, but some parents now they believe in personal space for teens, and being understandable about them being sexually active at a young age.

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stevieb123 7

So to get back at him do it in his bed

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