By anonymous - 17/11/2011 20:22 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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flagg1888 3

Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?

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perdix 29

Unless you are very ugly, you should have no trouble getting laid, and your bf will be too busy to notice that you were gone, or that you smell of a real man's goo.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Exactly. When it's all over, it'll be his FML in the future. "Today, after months of completing MW3, I found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with numerous guys during that time. FML"

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mexicoman101 6

So his gaming addiction justifies cheating now?

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spastiksarcastic 9

"and she repeatedly got pounded like a congo drum"

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perdix 29

#163: If his addiction leads to chronic neglect, then yes, yes it does.

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12dcevin 5

She should just break up, nothing justifies cheating get out of the relationship.

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perdix 29

#226. I guess that's the best solution, but "dump him" is less fun to write. ;)

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TheCrazyCoach 0

Dress like some character from WoW then he'll want to play with you ;)

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Bblock 5

Yeaaa its gona be a little more than 2 months..

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dethmagnetic1 0

Lmao a "month or two" is optimistic xD

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AspynMicaela 1

How often did you get laid in the first place?

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old09 11

I'm sorry I heard Skyrim and stopped paying attention Especially because in playing RIGHT NOW

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pegasus187 9

The only game of those 3 I care about is MW3, I don't play WOW and I could care less about Skyrim

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jayfishing 0

Skyrim is way better then money waster 3

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SnowTrooper19 0

Nice fail description of MW3. I can make one too, Sky-moneywaster-rim. How'd you like it?

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ChuckNorris141 0

And your one of those main stream dahs who doesn't know what a good game is because you can't go 2 minutes with out blowing something up, and that is coming from a pyromaniac. Skyrim is the best game ever made

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ChuckNorris141 0

Sorry, Fags, not dags or what ever I put

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Money waster 3 is a dissapointment. Better graphics for a campaign an 8 year old can follow. Not worth it.

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pegasus187 9

wow, thumbs down my comment because I like Call of Duty over Skyrim and WOW, they do not interest me. We all have different gaming tastes.

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pegasus187 9

Money Waster 3 is all you can come up with? Excuse me if I don't have the desire to put 100 hours into a game that does not interest me.

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pegasus187 9

besides If your gonna troll someone for liking COD at least come up with some kind of argument, and not just a fail attempt at an insult

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flockz 19

tell him that you want to mount him, rim him, and suck on his care package. he'll **** you mercilessly.

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ellakacyme22 6

If he can remenber to eat and have a wash then, he should be able to notice you too

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