By anonymous - 17/11/2011 20:22 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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flagg1888 3

Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?

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Dawnxxoo 11

who can blame him? wow is addicting but not THAT addicting... does that make sense? no? ok... *walks away slowly*

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CryMoreFMLs 14

It's rather addicting, I must say. I like to balance WoW with other games though, or try to.

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Urbanchiller 0

WoW WAS addicting, and then the expansion came and broke the spell. Now I thank the WoW team for making me Not play that. It is not for casual gamers, WoWLK was.

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atkir002 1

what you expect. 3 awsome games or a wining girlfriend?. op perhaps try playing the games with him, it might get him more attracted to you and cause him to throw his controller down for some freaky sex. :-)

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colberding 0

Deffinitally. I wish my girlfriend would play Xbox with me. She did once and it was a lot of fun

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amazingthingz16 0

yeah i agree, video games kickass and my boyfriend thinks its hott when i play with him, he always wants to have sex after we play, and thats ususlly when its the best lol

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mismonroe 0

You mean this guy's not a virgin? Whodathunk it?

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emjayprice 0

pssh, men! it's making me want a lesbian relationship.

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Urbanchiller 0

Are you dissing on men, or trying to convince yourself to have a lesbian relationship?

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eeppiicc 8

Your not hot enough to get a guy let alone a girl

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Kvs0513 5

Cod is awesome play with him he'll love that your interested in it

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ieatunicorn4fun 7

170 knows his shit

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ambamm135 7

I agree with 60. I got those games and BF3 before my man and beat all except skyrim because it never freaking ends lol. But games are not only for boys lots of girls love playing them too. They bring us closer together when we play together :)

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nativepimp 1

I thought people were born gay? But girls can just switch back and forth when they get pissed at men?

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Herboski1315 0

Just be thankful he didn't get Battlefield 3 also, I'd say you'd be looking at New Years if that was the case.

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bbeach2013 0

Hell I only got that, and I haven't come out of my room for a week for anything but to pee and eat

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nate_msm 0

How about buy the games yourself get real good then kick his ass, I no longer play assassins creed as my gf is better than me. He still hasn't beat me at COD, Dirt, forza or need for speed,

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eeppiicc 8

You said gf then the word he I'm confused now.

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Nolnah 14

you can always call me.... Haha, xD

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unhappybitch 8

It's obvious that you never got some, right?

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ArcadePie 10

Two bumboys posing infront of the mirror -.-

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NotDave 0

Early warning sign of a massive douche.

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haw008 14

But then she might go to jail, because you're like 12.

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Nolnah 14

aww. sweetie if only you could read. it says that im 18. Naw im just messing with you! :p I do look 12 haha, but its okay :D

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flipfloperson 5

It also says that if we're bored we can "massage" you...not quite sure if that's a typo or not...

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Royal_jemz 0

lol thats funny :)

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saIty 17

Get a male prostitute. Male prostitutes will listen to your problems, lie and say that those pants DON'T make you look fat, listen to your problems, and much much more.

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mismonroe 0

So apparently they're REALLY good listeners?

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saIty 17

Why yes.. Yes they are...

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flockz 19

im sure that mismonroe, who is 23, is just wetter than a storm thinking about you, mr. unhappybitch. i'm sure she just gets hot and bothered thinking about 15 year olds.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

******* creepers. Get off my job. It's all I have damnit! Go trawl around myspace or something. I'm sure you'll find someone.

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dieselgunner 0

If he chooses video games over getting laid you need a new man lol he is lame

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MeganCello 8

Does the way the last sentence of this is written bug anybody else, or is it just me?

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mismonroe 0

For a month or two would have been a better choice.

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dr_octagonapus47 4

Yea kinda bugs me too

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