By anonymous - 17/11/2011 20:22 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 194
You deserved it 12 632

Same thing different taste

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Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?

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Why would you want to get laid by a guy who plays games like that? He must be pretty awesome if ur willing to wait months.

Donniehw 5

I'm sure me and you could work something out >;} if you catch my drift.... Y'know.... So you don't have to worry bout gettin laid for a whole 1-2 months...

Donniehw 5

Can you comment on other peoples comment on other peoples comment? Just thought I'd ask....

Donniehw 5

Wow and I thought I was the only one to mention availability...

maxadams 0

Lol I told my girlfriend that same thing. But not months. That's too long.

chucksonmifeet 0

Same goes with my boy... It's ridiculous !

I actually put my girlfriend first before gaming, shes even broken my bed while doing it..

sickenedwinter86 0

YDI for either A) Hooking up with an idiot or B) Not being more sexually attractive than video games... Spice it up! Do something crazy! I bet he watches ****... Check his browsing history and see what you might be able to do to make it more fun for him.

OK, if he doesn't want sex but you do: 1. wait till he's playing WoW. 2. wear some fake elf ears, a childrens toy sword and shield, and a red bikini. 3. other WoW players here, you'll know what i'm getting at here ;) 4. go up to him, and have kinky bloodelf roleplay sex.