Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3...

By anonymous - 17/11/2011 20:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

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By Thanh Quang - 31/01/2011 05:58

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

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By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2012 23:49 - United States - Eudora

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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By lilybelle11 - 03/11/2020 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 03:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 00:50 - Brazil

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

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causticgirl 6

Friday 18 November 2011 0:14

This is true.

flagg1888 3

Friday 18 November 2011 0:14

Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?

Comments

cumminside03 0

Monday 21 November 2011 20:45

If you were a good girlfriend you would let him do you doggy style while he plays... that way you both win.

mahan13 0

Monday 21 November 2011 21:10

This is so true. Lol

millerbee74 6

Monday 21 November 2011 21:10

What's your number?

beebop2025 3

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:00

Turn the power off to the house:)

thamack408 11

Tuesday 22 November 2011 5:49

what? that's an outrage! i would try to switch every hour or so.

alextherussian 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 9:28

I'll help u out haha

thenichm 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 10:15

Ha! I play those games BECAUSE I don't get laid. My gf is apparently a "twice-a-year" person. If not for 0Playstation and the gym, I would die of boredom.