By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
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BobbingForOlives 2

YDI for staying with him. Seriously, you like being around Mr. Smelly?

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

Whoa. Please teach him about good hygiene. Love must really be blind. Or, in your case, has a stuffy nose as well. Nasty.

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EvilDave 13

OP, YDI for keeping a dirtbag boyfriend.

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fearfulsymmetry 1

Then WHY are you with him? Well, I'm getting the sense that your "boyfriend" is probably a homeless man and you're trying to pass him off as your significant other to your friends.

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okieraider71 4

#2 is dead right. If he cared about you, he would do all he could to "Be Attractive" to you. You can do better than trailer trash like him.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'm going to go with a different approach on this one, and avoid the smelliness altogether: OP, someone invited HIM, not you. Aside from the whole clingster gf thing, it would be pretty rude for him to invite you without asking first.

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LoonyLuna123 0

he sounds disgusting and obnoxious break up with him

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79DrAwkwArD97 0

Why would you want to go to a bar with Mr. Ass-pits anyway? WTF is wrong with you???

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13hawk47 1

Perhaps the first clue to break it off might have been the fact that he is a disgusting slob. I'm just sayin....

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kitkatmiaow 21

W O W What a catch! (:

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