By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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annihil8or 15

I don't buy the not in the mood crap, guys are always in the mood

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peaness 9

my ex-husband was the same way. What an asshole! I feel ur pain.

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bkina 0

Omg I'd ******* blow up. Shame on him!!!!! All he had to do was ask you!!! Unless u alway claim ur tired but if not I'd make this into a large argument a man who prefers his hand over his sexy wife or girlfriend is a ******* Dushbag

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contedefees 11

wow. couples will still need to ********** once in a while, but there's a big difference between masturbating when your significant other isn't home and masturbating in bed next to them. That's just not cool.

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IsMyWenieHard 0

You deserved it.... Obviously your a bitch or really prude and ugly

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paintedgoddess 0

I know that feeling. I don't remember the last time I had sex with my husband... he MasterCard this morning, Las ft night and the data before...

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ToastyTheBeast 4

He's cheating. My ex did that and he was cheating on me. Js

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eddyg94 11

but probably best not to jump to conclusions!

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