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By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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Libido

By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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Slacker

By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

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Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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Run for the hills

By SickofhisBs - 06/07/2022 12:00

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Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML

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Handjob

By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

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Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

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Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Spicy

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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Top comments

bryanbntz 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:01

Soooo, why are you with him?

Emd0406 4

Monday 20 February 2012 19:07

Break his hand.

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eddyg94 11

Tuesday 21 February 2012 21:08

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annafii 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 21:08

...If you were awake and he knew you wanted to have sex, that does kind of suck. If he thought you were asleep it makes slightly more sense. If that happened to me in any way I would have just watched and joined in :P

Ryan11adidas 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:59

Is he gay?

hikurashi83 15

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:58

you do not simply force ze sex on someone...

zizoooooooo 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 8:28

maybe he's gay!!!

rubyliu8420 7

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:48

That's just wrong.

roninvamp 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 22:52

My guess is, some form or another, you're lousy in bed so odds are its your own fault

Pinky1407 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:01

What the **** is wrong with him? Or are you horrible in bed?

lostlove92 4

Thursday 23 February 2012 2:49

what did you do to him....?

Heinousness 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 0:20

Time to get a new boyfriend

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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Today, I realized just how bitchy my BFF really is. When my sister said hi to her, she just glared back. She refers to a trans woman as "it" and not her correct pronouns. She just sucks the fun out of everything and makes me feel alone and stuck. I can't abandon her though because we're both each other's only friend. FML

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Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML

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Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML

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Today, I went over to a guy's house. He had almost no furniture and slept on a mattress on the floor; however, he had the most impressive gaming computer I've ever seen. He's 40. FML

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Today, we were talking about discrimination. I shared my story of being denied housing and a job offer because I'm trans. Some doofus tried to compare it to the time he was denied a car loan due to not having credit history. FML

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Today, I found out the reason why my car has smelled so bad for the past two weeks. It turns out when my sister was bringing in groceries from my car she forgot to grab the raw chicken. FML

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