Animals: Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly....

By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By Birdwatcher - 18/09/2012 16:19 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By Twitchy - 14/09/2011 23:20 - Bahamas

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

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By KornyKid - 21/02/2016 08:01 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML

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Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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By sciencesadness - 08/02/2014 23:24 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacher, thought it would be a great experience for my brother and me to dissect it on the kitchen table. She threatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 04:58

Today, a small fly was harassing my face, then it landed on a book next to me. I waved at it to make it leave, but it didn't. I got my fingers closer to it, to scare it off. Instead, it jumped on my finger as a playful parrot pet, spent a moment there, and flew off. I cannot even intimidate a fly. FML

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angrymole 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:11

it probably died after you "lightly tossed" the damn thing. birds are fragile, you can't just throw them.

starflake 3

Monday 22 June 2009 16:17

What the hell you doing throwing the poor thing?? It would have probably died of shock if your cat hadn't got at it!

Comments

thenub 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:25

NOM

blader0314 3

Monday 22 June 2009 19:25

why have a flightless bird and a cat in the same house?

catatonicsleep 17

Monday 22 June 2009 19:30

it's a wild animal, you can't keep them as pets.

kellster 2

Monday 22 June 2009 19:33

Well, that was stupid. Why would you throw a bird that couldn't fly in the first place? Why did you have your cat roaming around with a bird on the loose? Why did you want to keep the bird if you own a cat? There are so many questions, and they all add up to the same point: you're an idiot.

RandomFool 5

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:25

Damn straight we love birds.

jSOPURE 3

Monday 22 June 2009 20:15

Wow. Some of you guys must really, really love birds. OP- Honest mistake, you're forgiven. :)

Amkii 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:20

Why the hell would you toss a bird that can't fly? I hate people like you.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 21:27

Do you actually have a brain problem or are you just stupid??? TOSSING BIRDS AROUND? Really? Ever heard of bones breaking etc? He's lucky the cat saved him from you.