By G. Briones - 23/11/2011 19:14

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML
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Jimster1712 0

At least its better than Hebert the pedophile showing up in his room....

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dtbomb 3

O man if the Rock came into my room I would be scared shitless because he is massive

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dhardesty23 8

pff that's way better than the freaking fairy

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PElexander 5

That's adorable. Shouldn't be an fml but thanks for sharing.

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mnmolino 14

I'd want The Rock to sneak into my room at night and give me money

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speshlk37 13

What were you planning to do with him in your bedroom? Wrestle?

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enopola 5

Oh they were going to wrestle, she was going to put him in a head lock... Between her legs.

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perdix 29

41 if she has sex with him for her own pleasure, the money he gives her would just be a gift. By your logic, all those flowers and jewelry and dinners I've given to girls could put me away for a long time!

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mnmolino 14

Nice imagery, but what about his fairy wings?

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flockz 19

maybe he isn't skilled at sex, so he has to "wing" it sometimes.... *gets shot*

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aaaahhDamn 0

Does he smell what the Rock is cooking?

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laceyanneman 7

The Rock sold himself out with that movie...along with a couple of others.

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enopola 5

You'd sell out too for what he's getting to act like a fool.

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BradenLock 4

Julie Andrews being in that movie shocked me. Billy Crystal and Dwayne Johnson didn't surprise me nearly as much as she did

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ohmandapants 16

Hey! The Rock is gonna come lay the smackdown on your candy ass.

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