Miscellaneous: Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing...

By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 133

You deserved it 132 927

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 846

You deserved it 20 580

By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 384

You deserved it 44 843

By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 996

You deserved it 2 789

By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 201

You deserved it 3 230

Tension

By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 989

You deserved it 5 475

By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 704

You deserved it 15 571

By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 438

You deserved it 28 105

Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 855

You deserved it 8 481

Bursting out

By Myth Confirmed - 26/10/2023 16:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I overheard my brother telling my son and his male cousins, who all think he's a cool uncle, that, "Only women can sneeze and fart at the same time." I decided to intervene, and gave him a scolding of a lifetime in front of them. Let's just say, I had to sneeze while in the middle of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 651

You deserved it 441

Foul

By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 842

You deserved it 167

jaxsk 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:12

Wow, you're a creep...

teek_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:13

You were a pervert and you complained that you got caught? You're a freak to the highest extent.

Comments

Brooklynxman 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:59

Complete and utter freak. Why dont you go play hide and go **** yourself? Actually, Im willing to bet after seeing him, you did.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 3 August 2009 2:00

Wow, perve... be more discreet next time ;D

dtrtdrgdh 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:02

people on here are stupid!!! you all know you would look if you saw someone dressing!! besides, if you're hot and you leave the door open while you're changing clothes, you should expect it!!! if you were really that worried about privacy, you would make SURE the door was closed or lock it for that matter!

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:24

Maybe he didn't realize the door was still open, or maybe the door came open and he didn't notice? And no, you shouldn't expect someone to look. You should be paranoid that someone MIGHT, but you never should expect someone to be dick enough to watch. And the only people who know they're hot... are just arrogant ***** who aren't really. And not every "hot" person wants everyone to watch them dress, either. If you go your whole life expecting and wanting people to watch you dress... you're a very sad attention *****. Emphasis on the *****. And no, I would never watch someone changing without their consent. I look away if I can see them, because I know a little thing called RESPECT... which you apparently LACK. Also, the reason he doesn't want to be seen is most likely because that's his friend's sister. He might be afraid of getting his ass kicked if he allowed her to watch, or he just plain can't get over that it's his best bud's sister. If it's the OP's brother's best friend, likely this friend can't think of the sister with any sort of potential. And, of course, he was also creeped out by the fact his BEST FRIEND'S SISTER was watching him dress. I've had my brother's friends watch me sleep (as in, actually opening my door and watching me), and have thrown the biggest shitfits in my life. Is it because I am a lesbian? No, it's because that's just ******* rude and freaky.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:32

Oh wait, are you seriously the OP? lol

zee209 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:57

I wouldn't have. I respect people's privacy, and you're obviously an immature teenager who has a lot of growing up to do.

letitbe56 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:19

I really don't think this is the OP. I've seen the OP reply back before, and usually there's a little badge icon in the corner of the comment that says so. This girl is just pretending for attention.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:47

I was wondering that myself, or that she wasn't a member until today and joined to respond to her comments. But of course, that would be contradictory of the "I don't care" sentiment she's giving. And then again, she could just be quite the troll, because I find it fairly hard to believe her parents didn't punish her in the slightest. If she were my child, I'd beat her ass and teach the brat some respect.

fmlovinkid 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:02

EDITED

Mvibes 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:03

Who the **** changes with the door open? But still, actually looking does make you a creeper, You'd bprobably find a way to look even when the door was shut.....but um...where were you? The way you said it makes it seem like you were in the door way..so how could he NOT see you? YDI

capricaz 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:04

How does that make you a freak? He would have done the same thing if he saw you changing,

boom_bam_kazam 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:05

creeptastic!

ksunnyv1011 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:09

A bit creppy don't you think? Perv!

cutiepie6310 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:11

As long as you weren't watching him while he was butt naked, it's not THAT creepy. But YDI.

icertainlysuck 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:11

is he gay or something?

roundnproud 7

Monday 3 August 2009 2:30

What makes you think that? If he was straight that means he definitely would've invited her in and they would've started to **** or something? God some people on here are stupid.

romaunts 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:10

If your reasoning is as the person above me stated: She's 14, He's 21, anddddd it is his best friend's little sister, presumably with her mother, father, and brother in the house. That's many kinds of wrong... and a horrible idea. Plus, just because he's a guy, doesn't mean he wants to **** her just because she thinks he's hot... and especially not since she's so creepy!