By Mikey832 - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United Kingdom

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Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
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zelly05 0

vibrator - 1 you - 0 lol

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CitrusGirl 0

quit whining OP. Maybe your girlfriend has better things to do than you

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EvilDave 13

Sounds like you need a new GF. Maybe your brother's GF has a friend.

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takemytrollz 0

YDI for having a brother. YDI for having a girlfriend. YDI for sucking at sex. YDI for not buying YOUR girlfriend black heels and condoms. YDI for using the word killer. FYL

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jsbass89 0

he deserves it for not burning those crocs buying her black heals condoms AND a vibrator

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pasiphae9 5

For wearing heels, and practising safe sex with her boyfriend? That makes her a ****? Well done! You successfully achieved your goal of being an idiot, with flying colours!

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MyNameIsInvictus 0

Nice job man. You wrecked him and threw in a spelling lesson! (the colours thing was a nice touch)

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gingerrrr88 11

I am not exactly sure but I think people are think that the OPs brothers gf is underage. that doesn't make her a **** in my mind but I can see how other people would think so. and considering she wants to have SAFE sex that helps add to the "she isn't a **** side" and considering she is a human being, odds are sex is something she wants and that's just natural so as long as she isn't underage, there really isn't any thing wrong with that

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kablaamee 2

How the hell is someone a **** for having sex with their bf?? People are stupid.

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fable_fayebee 0

guess that you bro can get with his gf and you cant! haha sucks for you

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FuckYeahImBack14_fml 0

Wow time to loose that girl ! 1st NEVER date a girl that wears crocs ! And 2nd she's lame !

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beancoinc 0

I would encourage her to share the time she plays with the vibrater with you not to replace you but to add to your pleasuring her, think of pleasing her first & it will open doors with her trying things to please you, both my wife & girlfriend enjoy toys & the pleasure they get from them and toys don't they take anything away from me to see them pleased by each other or by me, it's win win win, all the way around.

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kristir9426 0

some men can please and afford a wife and girlfriend :-)

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TheDrifter 23

and the pleasing both is easier than affording both.

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lrr11 0

Wife and girlfriend that's ****** up go to hell you bastard

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jsbass89 0

crocs... lesbian. that would suck. or maybe she's just bi that's cool. maybe she's planning a surprise 3 way.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

How on earth does wearing Crocs make someone a lesbian? Straight women wear those ugly shoes too, fool.

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iamepiclee 3

what guy says killer shoes it = gay! plus ur fuckn bad at sex which makes u deserve it dumb ass!

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