By Mikey832 - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 939
You deserved it 14 826

Same thing different taste

Top comments

zelly05 0

quit whining OP. Maybe your girlfriend has better things to do than you

Comments

iamepiclee 3

@59 stfu u act lk u own this sex talk, just cuz u took a single semster about sex, I bet u took one class and now u think ur a doctor or some bs.

No, that was just where I got the figures. I actually took several semesters worth of similar classes. And, of course, several years of experimentation with my partner.

Also, I have absolutely no delusions that I may be a doctor - I couldn't do it if I wanted to. What I AM is a geek, and no self-respecting geek can resist speaking up in a useful way on a subject which they know something about.

@ 68 Aw, is someone insecure because someone else may know more about sex than you?

Come to my school, 76! Guys don't what to do with girls, it's like a dog chasing cars! They don't know what to do when they get one. One guy splattered **** all over a girl while they were doing some kinda 69-ing in the hallway. We need a teacher bro.

lol agreed, @59...sex ed does not teach you how to pleasure your partner.

Nope. Sex ed doesn't teach you to please your partner. It does, however, teach you how to experiment with your partner in a safe way, and it points out that communication is key. That communication, coupled with a lot of effort, taught me to please my partner. Sex ed taught me to listen to her, how to make sure we weren't going to give each other any diseases (which turned out to be a moot point, since we were both disease-free), and how to keep things like pregnancy and young children from interfering with that effort. We were able to learn what each other like (and more importantly, dislike) and have children when we wanted and were ready.

TheWildRover 3

@74 blowup dolls don't count as a "partner," you're not impressing anybody by pretending to have a girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever it is that you are into.

that is awesome! Use the vibrator together... and it doesn't just have to be put inside someone. Use your imagination. there are many ways to enhance yours and her experience. She sounds like a lotta FUN.

foxy1222 0

steal the condoms and the high heels hehe

sallen0046 4

Forget your life, **** your girlfriend's life. What she buys isn't any of your business. Did it ever occur to you that maybe she already has those things, but instead of being able to use them, her stupid boyfriend is too busy complaining on the internet.

MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

FYL for being unsatisfying.....

bobsanction 18

Crocs are awesome. Maybe if you spent less time thinking about shoes, and more time learning to please your woman, she wouldn't need a vibrator.

she mightve bought a vibrator becuz u suck at sex and ur dicks too small

tohaveandtohold 0

looks like u need 2 step up ur game buddy so therefore ydi