By fannylovesfelix - 10/03/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
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fannylovesfelix 0

Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)

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UndeadMerc89 0

Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

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W33nie 0

I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

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alex_vik 0

Well, since I'm a guy, I have no clue how that happened. Also, #37, yes, some chav hacked it and posted a link to his Stickam stream where he gloated to his chav friend about it while listening to crap music and some dude in a pedobear mask danced. Apparently he did it 'to show an exploit' in the system.

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robersok 0

Awkward turtle... =] but effin hiarious. for reals.

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commonsense31 0

Time to invest in some new toys to entertain your cat for next time you change that out hahahahaha

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clandestine00 0

That's hilarious. But terrible all at once.

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simplysmile 0

how long is your tampon string? wtf man

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rabbi1010 29

That's what I was thinking too.

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zidane312 0

if i was cat, id be all up in that

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suckerz 0

sorry but noway that's true... how the hell were you standing/sitting??? how short doyou have to be for that to be possible??? 3''??? and how long is the string??? it's all very "fishy"... lol

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