By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
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DameGreyWulf 0

"Wake up, lazy alpha. I've brought you an offering."

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redbluegreen 40

Well, where else is he gonna get you a gift? The mall?

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XBeckster 0

My cats do that , only they leave it on the back porch ! xD They've brought me robins , crows , mice/rats , and I think we have a dead frog ( what it looks like ) on our back porch . But my mom has to clean it up , so i'm not complaining . ;] OP : Thats really gross , lol . xo Becca .

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Jennydew 0

That just means kitty loves you! My cat does that. She'll kill a gopher and leave part of it on my back porch. Ahh, the love!!

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Jennydew 0

sentient is one of those PETA freaks....

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sentient 10

gah! good lord in heaven, clean your mouth out with soap! I want nothing to do with PETA, unless you mean People Eating Tasty Animals.

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startafire 0

Breakfast in bed!

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littlemisslee 0

that's gross. my mom's cat would leave her a mouse in front of her bedroom door as a "present" so he could be rewarded.

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startafire 0

Wow, that's not EXACTLY like textsfromlastnight.com...

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Molltini 0

My cat has done that too! You know the scene from The God Father where he wakes up with a horses head in his bed? Well my cat did that to me...only with a decapitated baby bunny!! =[ FML

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MusicMayhem 0

Yuck! Reminds me of the time my dog chased a squirrel around the house... poor baby squirrel.

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